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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...

No matter how much you want them, some things are just not meant to be: fire and water, good and evil, or roots and negative numbers. There is no r...

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A progress bar for human thinking processes could be pretty useful, don't you think? Everyone would know whether there's enough time to go get a cu...

While navigating the sheer endless realms of a local network, novice users need to be careful not to lose track of all the different IP addresses. ...

During his adventures in the Mushroom Kingdom, Super Mario has to face a multitude of dangers: hazardous obstacles, carnivorous plants and Bowser&#...

A tube made of copper and a small neodymium ball… is all you need to eliminate gravity and to make magneto-dynamics a meditative exercise, in a fas...

Forget everything your chemistry teacher told you*: "Don't drink from the test tubes"; "Be careful with fluids"; "Don...

One does not simply explain a joke. Explaining jokes kills the fun. So, how do we write an entertaining product text about a Using Cookies Cookie B...

Without the dragons, Daenerys would simply have been a young girl who was betrayed by her brother and sold to a wild riding tribe in the desert. An...

Thor, the hammer-wielding god of thunder, is the most powerful and fearsome of the Scandinavian deities, alongside his father Odin. But even he wou...

In the Star Wars films, there is a clear differentiation between good and evil, or rather between the light and the dark side of the Force. In real...

Most of us don't recall that much from biology class back in school, but if words like "osmosis" or "mitochondria" make your eyes light up, the Sci...

"Yeah, this meeting was so good and productive. I can't wait to attend ten more meetings this week." - said no oneBefore the first MBAs start faint...

A dinosaur skull is quite an impressive thing to own, right? Sadly, these things are extremely rare, extremely expensive and extremely illegal to o...

There are a few things that one can never expect: The next person to die on Game of Thrones, the Spanish inquisition or the Element of Surprise (Ah...

Building a time machine is actually quite easy: Take a rare car with weird doors, add a flux capacitor and 88 miles per hour. That's it! Of course,...

At the beginning of the 90s, the Gameboy came onto the market as the first games console in a handy format. Long journeys on holiday, the big break...

In the fabulous world of Harry Potter, the owl Hedwig is truly a marvelous animal. With her intelligence and dedication, she becomes far more to Ha...

Everybody knows that cats have nine lives. But when exactly does a life begin and when does it end? And what does one do when one locks a cat up in...

When Son-Goku and the other characters from the extremely popular manga and anime Dragon Ball get going, no stone is left unturned. The Kamehameha ...

What happens when a cute and fluffy unicorn gets bitten by a horrifying zombie? It turns into a zombiecorn! Gone are the days of friendship, rainbo...

Pluto isn't just chronically lonely - far away from the sun, the Earth, and the other celestial bodies of our solar system - the poor orb has even ...

Let’s talk about the elephant in the room: dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO). This chemical substance is a silent killer and causes grievous bodily harm a...

Almost right from the beginning of his career as a Shinobi, Naruto from the eponymous manga and anime series had to deal with members of the crimin...

How can you become a fierce warrior that can take on Sayajins like Son-Goku from Dragon Ball? Lots of training! For beginners, 100 push-ups, 100 si...

As long as you own a broom, you're ready to play Quidditch, right? Far off! In addition to the Quaffle, the Bludgers and the Snitch, players need l...

Of course, we are not fans of generalizations, but it's safe to assume that most geeks and nerds have explored the wondrous world of video games at...

Many of us have heard at school - or later in life - what potential we have if we just tried harder. But it should be clear that potential depends ...

How far do you trust technology? At least when it comes to the automatic correction function of smartphones (aka “auto-correct”), most people will ...

We waka-waka-wish you a merry Christmas!This nerdy Christmas tree is coming straight out of a well-known retro game. But instead of hunting each ot...

The Corona pandemic has reminded a lot of people what they should already have known: It’s important to wash your hands regularly! After all, nobod...

From an uninhabitable and tragically polluted planet Earth, this robot goes out into space. On a giant spaceship, he makes new friends, falls in lo...

Some things are just bound to get overlooked: patient information leaflets, terms & services and the warning “Do not try this at home”. We can say ...

A wild BALROG appears!The epic fight from a popular fantasy franchise is re-imagined as a retro game on this crossover T-shirt. Just like in the go...

Let's be honest, nobody likes to lose. Whether it's a board game, a video game or just an argument. Especially, when you've spent minutes verbally ...