Geek Shirts and Hoodies

Here you will find all the outerwear that a nerd's heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts of radio and television franchises.

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true or false?

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Who tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or is right not right and wrong right? A matter of opinion?

Capsaicin

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If 'evolution' was human, it would just sigh and bang its head against the wall repeatedly when someone mentions spicy food. After all, the pain ca...

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Chewie, we're Home

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We've had to wait 33 years for the Star Wars saga to continue... 33 years! Sure, it's only been 12 years since the last of the prequels, but come o...

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Triforce

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If you wear a Triforce, a relic of immense power on your shirt, you will probably have an easier time searching for it in the Zelda games ;)The thr...

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Come to the Nerd Side

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Many are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...

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Coincidence

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pi * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/pi-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as we know, 1337 ...

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Drink and Derive

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Never try to calculate when drunk!

2+2=5

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For physicists, it's usually only the order of magnitude that counts anyway, so why bother with such small inaccuracies?

I am root

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Isn't it a good feeling to have power over many computers and users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users only realize tha...

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Quit Screen

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Everything not saved will be lost This quote might easily have come from J.R.R. Tolkien, but no, this profound saying actually comes from Nintendo,...

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Doppler Effect

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The Doppler effect describes the change in perception and measuring of frequencies, while its sender and recipient either move towards each other, ...

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Something went wrong

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Nature sometimes takes strange paths: recent research has shown that homo sapiens no longer marks the end of evolution. From now on, homo geekensis...

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so much to code...

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For the code monkeys among you ;-)

I don't work here

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If you are working part-time at a computer store, then you may be bothered by those unnerving customers who always ask: "Where is ...?"Th...

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Whatever

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Let's be honest, nobody likes to lose. Whether it's a board game, a video game or just an argument. Especially, when you've spent minutes verbally ...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.

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At least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...

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It compiles, let's sell it!

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At times, one can get the impression that in many software companies, one department does not know what the other is doing and vice versa. For exam...

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Hacken Open Air Girlie Shirt

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This year's line-up of the Hacken Open Air is probably the best one ever: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will set the Black Hat Stage ...

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I do not believe in the no win scenario

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Kirk: The test itself is a cheat, isn't it? I mean you program it to be unwindable.Spock: Your argument precludes the possibility of a no-win scena...

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T-Retro

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Surfing like in the goold old days will be possible again in the future. A well-known German provider plans to heavily restrict the available traff...

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Integrate Yourself

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Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

Han Shot First

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Greedo: "(Speaking Huttese) You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship." Han: "Over my dead body." Greedo: "(S...

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Broken Image

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As you can see, you can't see... well, anything! ;) You know what we mean: You're online... You click on a cool looking thumbnail... and ...

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How many people can read hex

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Are HEX-Numbers part of your everyday life? Then you should understand the subtle message of this t.shirt without problems. In any other case, just...

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reverse engineer

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It's not enough for talented coders to write their own code, they try to analyze other programs and hardware too! For example, they'll wr...

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Vampire Hunters

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This crossover image shows a popular vampire hunting a high-school girl, two brothers who are regularly haunted by the supernatural, a grim and hea...

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PIrate

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Maths is everywhere and especially bright when Pi is included. Unfortunately, there're too many mere mortals who don't see the beauty of ...

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Robolution

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Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory already wears this shirt in various episodes. He knows how evolution works and how we will develop in the f...

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I fixed it

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If you find bitten apples - in real life and in certain company logos - a little unsightly and believe that only a whole apple is a good apple, the...

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Das Genie beherrscht das Chaos

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Maths-shirt with german imprint saying "The genius rules the chaos".

Computer games do not affect kids

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The only question is whether all future children will become NBA superstars, generals or druids when they grow up...

You are dumb

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"You are dumb" in binary ASCII-code.The right answer to all DAU questions (including the one on what's written on your T-shirt): You are dumb! ;-)

Unit Circle

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Usually, most of our t-shirts are clearly aimed at people who have already discovered their love for mathematics. But as a true nerd shop, we also ...

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Make ASCII great again

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Let's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...

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Erzaehlmirnix

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You shall not parse!

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Who knew that two small words could make a seasoned programmer sweat and shiver in fear? Simply utter "syntax error" to reduce anyone who works in ...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.