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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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The Magix
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This humorous T-shirt motif is a creative mix of two iconic worlds: Harry Potter and The Matrix. The shirt features four characters who bear a stri...

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Batmanium
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Well, the Joker says that jokes that have to be explained are not jokes, but just this once we'll help you out a little :)As you can see, the ...

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Run IE
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Who remembers the good old times when you had to choose between Internet and talking on the phone? The Dial-up connection needed the modem and ever...

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OMg
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Magnesium reacting with oxygen is observed in chemistry class in school, by most people. Magnesium reacts with oxygen in a highly exothermic reacti...

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Game of Thrones Trial by Combat
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Whenever you don't know how to evade a tense situation, Demand Trial by Combat. History teaches us that you can only win, even if there are ph...

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Das Genie beherrscht das Chaos
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‘Only the stupid need order, the genius rules chaos’ is a famous quote from physicist Albert Einstein. This humorous shirt illustrates the facts in...

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keep it real
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Mathematician Geeks are now able to express their opinions regarding imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general with this keep it real shirt...

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This woman is not available
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This is a shirt for the girls with German text.It says: "This woman is not available in your life. I am sorry" referring to the text that appears w...

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reset peer guy
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There has to be an end to this dumb "Connection reset by peer".

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Adrenaline Molecule
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Are you excited by the thought of parachuting, bungee jumping, paintball, or hacking?Then you are an adrenaline junkie and should consider the thri...

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Alderaan Weather
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The ‘Alderaan Weather’ T-shirt presents a humorous and macabre weather forecast for the planet Alderaan from the Star Wars universe, designed in th...

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They call me Pi
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Somtimes one has more in common with a Number than anticipated. The saying ‘They call me Pi because I am irrational and can never stop.’ plays on s...

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Reboot
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Be it software, hardware or the analog world outside the computer - sometimes, when things have gotten too messy and are running hot, all it takes ...

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Cthulhu Fishbowl
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The Cthulhu Mythos was already a kind of "open source" project at its inception; as part of a circle of authors, H.P. Lovecraft enthusiastically sw...

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1990
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In the 90s, all was still well with the world - Germany was reunited, the Cold War was over and the new millennium had not yet dawned. We passed th...

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My Neighbor Garfield
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One striped cat is like the other, so it’s easy to confuse the bus cat and Garfield. After all, both are selfless, sporty and always in a good mood...

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2 + 2 = 5
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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...

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Dopamine
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For some reason, people like to call lots of things the "happiness hormone". Serotonin? Happiness hormone! Dopamine? Happiness hormone! Oxytocin? H...

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Make ASCII great again
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Let's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...

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May the Mass Times Acceleration be With You
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Star Wars fans watch out ... Here comes a smash hit: the Force from Star Wars is real! At least if you misunderstand the second Newtonian law – or ...

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Quotes
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We decided it's once again time to create another meaningful T-shirt design! YaySo, we made some expressive quotation marks and then a nice se...

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WinXP Key
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Fun fact: The Windows XP operating system was the first to use product activation keys to reduce software piracy. An activation by phone or online ...

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Avoid Criticism
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How nice life could be if everyone just liked everyone... You know, if no one ever trod on anyone else's toes –- if it was always 'puppie...

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Cummingtonite
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Some minerals, like gold and diamonds, just don't attract nerds that much...But (Mg, Fe)<sub>7</sub>Si<sub>8</sub>O<...

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Root Heart Maths
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For the real lovers of mathematics.

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body
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Printed on the back is, of course, </body>Isn't everybody just a little HTML?

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In meinem Alltag kommt die "Bild"-Zeitung nicht vor
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Anyone who has even vaguely followed the reporting on the corona virus or Covid-19 will have heard the name Christian Drosten sooner or later. The ...

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This meme is not available in your country
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On 26.03.2019, the EU Parliament decided to destroy the Internet and make memes virtually impossible via upload filters.With this t-shirt you can a...

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Can I go now
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Of all the stereotypes and prejudices about us nerds and geeks, one actually tends to be true: we don't exactly like to be anywhere but at home. No...

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Passt
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The nightmare of every printer and designer: The (coloured) picture looks gorgeous on the monitor, but when printed, the colours don't line up righ...

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Anonymous
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Just like a lot of other things, Anonymous is a product of 4chan and has been politically active since 2008. The group fights against (Internet) ce...

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IT-Afro
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Hello, IT— here. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?This Shirt is for the fans of Moss and Roy, IT Admins at R...

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man woman
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Even Unix has no clue how to explain women.

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Hello World
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Don't you sometimes feel like a new programme if you are out in real life?

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Unix is sexy
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Geeks have known this for a long time now: computers are better than sex....

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select * from users where iq > 60
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Uh Oh...Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...

Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.