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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Let's eat children
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Sometimes, a single comma can make the difference between a joke and a nightmare! With this shirt, you humorously demonstrate the importance of the...

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Adminosaurus
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This shirt based on the jurassic park logo is a tribute to all the brave admins combating outdated systems, inexplicable server failures and of cou...

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ASAP is not a Deadline
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Usually these emails arrive shortly before you get off work, in the worst case on Fridays, and of course contain a request to do something “asap”. ...

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Help me, Stack Overflow
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At times, we reach the point where our brain just refuses to function properly and even the simplest tasks are impossible to complete. Most program...

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Thinking
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If a computer needs some time to calculate, it displays this using a progress bar. Did you ever ask yourself why these are not available in real li...

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Fork Bomb
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All users of a unix-like operating systems (Linux, Mac, BSD, etc) should know what a fork bomb is. A fork bomb is a program which creates so many c...

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Drink and Derive
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Never try to calculate when drunk!

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Indiana Solo
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Contrary to all rumours, when you go on an archaeological dig, after hours of scratching in the dirt, you usually find a few shards or stones at mo...

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Ente Wurzel
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This Shirt only makes sense in German. ;)

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NULL Pointer
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Programmers who use pointers should be careful because they aren't far away from hell ;) At least that's what the 2nd of the 10 commandme...

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Totally fine
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Who hasn't been in this situation? You have a brilliant plan, and are already picturing your brilliant heroics down to every cool detail - and then...

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Cat-Ion
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Do you love science, cats and good jokes? Then the Cat-Ion shirt fulfils all the criteria for the perfect nerd shirt. The motif alludes to the name...

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Pixel Characters
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How many would you have recognised? The ‘Pixel Characters’ T-shirt features a creative collection of main characters from popular series, films and...

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Defragged Zebra
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Ahh, nothing beats a well-organized home, right? Everything exactly where it belongs, all the books organized by the astronomical sign of the autho...

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Jurassic Run
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It is no wonder that the T-Rex in the 1993 film "Jurassic Park" is in a bad mood… After all, he was offline for quite a while. At some point you ju...

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Drugs would be cheaper
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Anyone who's ever played a trading-card game like Magic knows that these games are not only a lot of fun, but also cost a lot of money. To be ...

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Roleplay Character Healer
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Becoming a Healer in a role-playing game might not be hard, but actually being one is among the hardest things imaginable! Anyone who has ever play...

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Just imagine...
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Not a pretty thought, but the bitter reality with most people :-(

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NO.
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Sometimes it's not a blessing to be computer literate - especially if others are whining for help all the time!With this shirt, you can show that y...

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Upside Down Glow in the Dark T-Shirt
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What happens when you combine Dungeons & Dragons, a small town in Indiana, a group of children and the 1980s? A pretty amazing mystery TV series! A...

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University of Kanto
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Since the mid-1990s, people all around the globe have been hunting cute monsters for fun. In countless videogames, anime series, trading cards and,...

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Programmer
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What's the trick behind all the software and where does it come from? That's what we asked ourselves and then we went on a investigation....

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Two is the oddest prime
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2 is the oddest prime number, because it's the only prime that is not odd.

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RTFM
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An answer to every single newbee question... Now you do not even have to make the effort to open your mouth!For those who do not know (and are afra...

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Self-Talk
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Sometimes you're the one closest to yourself. The ‘Self-talk’ T-shirt bears the humorous slogan: ‘Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need the ...

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I paused my game
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While Christmas is probably the holiday of love and family for most people, for gamers it is mainly the holiday of gaming. Finally, a few days off ...

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Roleplay Character Tank
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"Two chracters meet in a tavern, one was a Tank, and the other didn't do damage either." Okay, this joke is not great (okay, actual...

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I do not believe in the no win scenario
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Kirk: The test itself is a cheat, isn't it? I mean you program it to be unwindable.Spock: Your argument precludes the possibility of a no-win scena...

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May the m x a be with you
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On this shirt, the famous quote from Star Wars must have been written down by a physicist. Out of habit, he or she replaced the word "force" with a...

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SYN/ACK
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The back says ACK.SYN/ACK are the "commands" that the TCP/IP protocol uses to establish every connection.

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shakespeare
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To be or not to be, that is the question.2b, or not 2b, that is the question./(bb|[^b]{2})/ We knew it: coders are poets. If only Shakespeare had b...

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RPG Dice
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Behind every good player are several good dice. While we have fun, loot and celebrate ourselves afterwards for successful adventures, our faithful ...

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Ich habe Potential
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Many of us have heard at school - or later in life - what potential we have if we just tried harder. But it should be clear that potential depends ...

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Be rational Get real
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Not all numbers are perfect.

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Something went wrong
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Homo sapiens are not the top of the chain anymore - it's homo-geekeins now!

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Space Invaders
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'Space Invaders' is the 'Doom' of the 80's, everybody knows it! Let the old times come alive with this shirt.

Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.