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Our shirts for convinced scientists who want to share their expertise in physics, mathematics, chemistry and biology with the world:
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ATP
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Every creature and every machine needs energy to run. As a nerd, that's too hazy a phrase, of course. People might think you're talking a...

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Be greater than average
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As nerds, we are definitely anything but average. We love topics and things that the average person might not particularly be interested in, we alm...

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Octopi
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Here we have an octopus with eight (Latin: octo) arms. No ordinary arms of course, but Pi arms! That makes this being an Octopi. :)(By the way, wha...

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Ente Wurzel
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This Shirt only makes sense in German. ;)

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Darwin Fish
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Luckily, we live in a place where everyone can believe in whatever they want - a privilege that not everyone has.Some people are not tempted by inv...

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Newtons erstes Gesetz
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This product is only available in German.

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Jurassic Run
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It is no wonder that the T-Rex in the 1993 film "Jurassic Park" is in a bad mood… After all, he was offline for quite a while. At some point you ju...

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Sei wie ein Proton
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This Shirt Is Blue
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If you run really, really fast this green T-shirt might appear blue. And by fast we mean extra racy ;).This effect is caused by the Doppler effect,...

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Resistance is NOT futile
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Looks like the Borg are in need of a physics lesson or two! Obviously, they've failed to assimilate a culture having at least some basic knowl...

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Two is the oddest prime
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The prime number 2 is really very strange ("odd" in English), as it is the only prime number that is not odd :)

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Wir sind die Borg
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Someone has to say it so clearly :)

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Be rational Get real
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Not every number can be perfect.

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Drink and Derive
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Never try to calculate when drunk!

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Schrödinger
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The time-dependent Schrödinger equation describes the state of a quantum system. And of course this equation also fits perfectly on a T-shirt :)

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Sei Epsilon kleiner null
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Some mathematicians are said to have gone mad when they read this statement ;)

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Physicists make great parents
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Physicists do indeed make great parents! Having an answer as to why the sky is blue, or why flies in a moving car don't hit the back window ar...

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Integrate Yourself
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Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

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Coincidence
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pi * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/pi-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as we know, 1337 ...

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Black Holes Suck
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A black hole is a region of space from which no mass or information can escape due to a very strong gravitational field. Obviously, the following a...

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Binary Tree
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Something you may not know is that computer scientists have to deal with all sorts of trees. Quite often, the most common being the so-called binar...

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God said
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If the bible had been written by physicists, the maxwell equations would have been in it for sure.

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Ich habe Potential
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Many of us have heard at school - or later in life - what potential we have if we just tried harder. But it should be clear that potential depends ...

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Capsaicin
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If 'evolution' was human, it would just sigh and bang its head against the wall repeatedly when someone mentions spicy food. After all, the pain ca...

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PIrate
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Maths is everywhere and especially bright when Pi is included. Unfortunately, there're too many mere mortals who don't see the beauty of ...

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Perfect Numbers
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A perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its proper positive divisors, that is, the sum of its positive divisors excludin...

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Come to the Nerd Side
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Many are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...

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Doppler Effect
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The Doppler effect describes the change in perception and measuring of frequencies, while its sender and recipient either move towards each other, ...

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What Doesn't Kill You
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During the pandemic, we learned more about viruses than we ever wanted to know! The little beasts are – just like bacteria, by the way – quite the ...

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OMg
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Magnesium reacting with oxygen is observed in chemistry class in school, by most people. Magnesium reacts with oxygen in a highly exothermic reacti...

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Das Genie beherrscht das Chaos
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Maths-shirt with german imprint saying "The genius rules the chaos".

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May the m x a be with you
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On this shirt, the famous quote from Star Wars must have been written down by a physicist. Out of habit, he or she replaced the word "force" with a...

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2+2=5
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For physicists, it's usually only the order of magnitude that counts anyway, so why bother with such small inaccuracies?

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Cthulhu Fish
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iä iä cthulhu fhtagnWith the Cthulhu Fish shirt, you'll be recognizable at first sight by like-minded worshippers of the great Cthulhu!

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Root Heart Maths
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For true lovers of mathematics

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keep it real
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Mathematician Geeks are now able to express their opinions regarding imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general with this keep it real shirt...

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